Poo in the Loo!!!!!

rocio · 23-10-2011, 07:37 PM

Does anyone have any thoughts on what to say to visitors/family/friends/etc. who have a poo in the loo but leave those ugly,offensive,brown skid marks?? I find it quite annoying to have to scrub someone elses S***t from my toilet bowl. Am I alone in this??

I´ve tried humming my own little verse,well not humming exactly---more singing softly but audibly---- ¨Don´t be in a rush after you flush ¨ and ¨When you poo, Look in the loo. ¨Visitors can be strangely hard of hearing at times!

I always adhere (??) to these mantras after using a lavatory,whether private or public and take the appropriate action,if any. BUT---whaddayouthink??

Easter Bunny · 23-10-2011, 08:19 PM

Leave a sign on the door stating your lttle rhyme on it. I'm sure they'd get the message after reading it. and it would give them something to read while they're having a sh.t

I never have a sh.t in anyone elses loo

emma_mcraf · 23-10-2011, 08:56 PM

Ugh!! When we had our extension built, the builder used to arrive each morning and use our loo. Why he couldn't use his own I don't know but by the end of the extension and we loathed each other I'd had enough and handed him the toilet cleaner, announcing that he could clean his mess himself. I was beyond caring if I appeared rude.
Like Lynne I just couldn't use someone else's loo but even if people are caught short you'd think they'd at least flush and ensure it was clean. Yuck yuck yuck!!!!

phoenix · 24-10-2011, 11:22 PM

we had a visitor once who blocked ours with, how to put it, a massive turd, (i was surprised how he passed it to be honest) anyway it wouldnt flush, and actually blocked our toilet, we had to get a plummer out at 3am as the water just kept rising and rising with each flush, to this day we 'remind' him of the incident each time he visits and says.......just gonna use the loo before i go

yuna1971 · 24-10-2011, 11:28 PM

I love these posts.....

Jackie did one similar Im sure ages ago...I was psml....

WriterNick · 24-10-2011, 11:52 PM

lol, while I don't approve of leaving memories behind in the loo bowl I am fully in favour of using other people's toilets! Why pay for your own toilet paper when you can use other peoples? Even better go to the toilet at work, use their paper and get paid for it

Maybe its a man thing? Or a Yorkshire man thing?

Watermelon · 25-10-2011, 01:21 AM

I hate it... cant stand it.... I think some men/or people should I say (not all men

) see skid marks as a bloody trophy.

One person I had to live with never flushed his morning piss ( very concentrated urea & BROWN). He would get up every morn to use the loo 15 mins before I went in, so for about 3 months every morning I was flushing the toilet for him. Once every I'd say four days he'd leave me a present of 360degree turd marks on a morning when he'd managed to flush the toilet of his brown smelly urine and excretion...thank god!!

Xero · 25-10-2011, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Watermelon

I hate it... cant stand it.... I think some men/or people should I say (not all men

) see skid marks as a bloody trophy.

One person I had to live with never flushed his morning piss ( very concentrated urea & BROWN). He would get up every morn to use the loo 15 mins before I went in, so for about 3 months every morning I was flushing the toilet for him. Once every I'd say four days he'd leave me a present of 360degree turd marks on a morning when he'd managed to flush the toilet of his brown smelly urine and excretion...thank god!!

Enough of the bitching session... you loved it really..

yuna1971 · 25-10-2011, 08:40 AM

I remember working up at HM Prison...worked with a load of men in the Works Department (it was called then). They employed all the handymen to fix things in the Prison - such as plumbers, electricians, carpenters etc.
I had my own little office in there and worked with a few officers in the building. There was a ladies loo in there...and I remember really needing to go do a 2...
So went...and found I couldnt flush it...

After numerous attempts...and finding the thing wouldnt leave without a fight..I ended up having to fill in a small repair sheet for one of the plumbers who I worked with, to come and unblock the loo...
Tell you what..I hid. So embarassing... but I absolutely killed myself laughing. Not like I could even blame any of the workmen either as it was a ladies loo...and it was only me that would use it..
Never again...xx

suttysue · 25-10-2011, 09:00 AM

My son once blocked his aunties loo with a whoppa poppa he was only about 14. She had to attack it with a coat hanger. Hes 33 now and we still remind him of his dasTURDly deed.
What is it about men and thier bowels. They are obsessed.
Sue

23-10-2011, 07:37 PM	#1
rocio Member Hatchling Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 595	Poo in the Loo!!!!! Does anyone have any thoughts on what to say to visitors/family/friends/etc. who have a poo in the loo but leave those ugly,offensive,brown skid marks?? I find it quite annoying to have to scrub someone elses S***t from my toilet bowl. Am I alone in this?? I´ve tried humming my own little verse,well not humming exactly---more singing softly but audibly---- ¨Don´t be in a rush after you flush ¨ and ¨When you poo, Look in the loo. ¨Visitors can be strangely hard of hearing at times! I always adhere (??) to these mantras after using a lavatory,whether private or public and take the appropriate action,if any. BUT---whaddayouthink??

23-10-2011, 08:19 PM	#2
Easter Bunny Senior Member Adult Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Kent Posts: 5,337	Leave a sign on the door stating your lttle rhyme on it. I'm sure they'd get the message after reading it. and it would give them something to read while they're having a sh.t I never have a sh.t in anyone elses loo __________________ Lynne x

23-10-2011, 08:56 PM	#3
emma_mcraf Senior Member Adult Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Devon Posts: 11,365	Ugh!! When we had our extension built, the builder used to arrive each morning and use our loo. Why he couldn't use his own I don't know but by the end of the extension and we loathed each other I'd had enough and handed him the toilet cleaner, announcing that he could clean his mess himself. I was beyond caring if I appeared rude. Like Lynne I just couldn't use someone else's loo but even if people are caught short you'd think they'd at least flush and ensure it was clean. Yuck yuck yuck!!!! __________________ Emma Testudo Hermanni 5.12.2:Theo, Tamara, Tabitha, Harriet, Isabelle, Clara, Oscar, Hugo, Oliver, Florence, Arabella, Esmé, Aurelia, Felicia, Claudia, Atticus, Celestia, Amaris, Tristan and Clementine Budgies: Jasper, Ivo, Otis, Henry, Louie and Luca Doggies: 1.1.0 Chester and Lottie

24-10-2011, 11:22 PM	#4
phoenix Member Hatched Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: DEVON Posts: 267	we had a visitor once who blocked ours with, how to put it, a massive turd, (i was surprised how he passed it to be honest) anyway it wouldnt flush, and actually blocked our toilet, we had to get a plummer out at 3am as the water just kept rising and rising with each flush, to this day we 'remind' him of the incident each time he visits and says.......just gonna use the loo before i go __________________ 2 hermanns, 2 dogs, 8 cats, 3 chinchillas, 3 kids & 1 very tolerent hubby

24-10-2011, 11:28 PM	#5
yuna1971 Senior Member Adult Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bristol Posts: 7,157	I love these posts..... Jackie did one similar Im sure ages ago...I was psml.... __________________ Rach Lily's Movie. http://www.shelledwarriors.co.uk/for...ad.php?t=68025

24-10-2011, 11:52 PM	#6
WriterNick Member Juvenile Join Date: May 2010 Location: South Yorkshire Posts: 956	lol, while I don't approve of leaving memories behind in the loo bowl I am fully in favour of using other people's toilets! Why pay for your own toilet paper when you can use other peoples? Even better go to the toilet at work, use their paper and get paid for it Maybe its a man thing? Or a Yorkshire man thing?

25-10-2011, 01:21 AM	#7
Watermelon Senior Member Adult Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 2,085	I hate it... cant stand it.... I think some men/or people should I say (not all men ) see skid marks as a bloody trophy. One person I had to live with never flushed his morning piss ( very concentrated urea & BROWN). He would get up every morn to use the loo 15 mins before I went in, so for about 3 months every morning I was flushing the toilet for him. Once every I'd say four days he'd leave me a present of 360degree turd marks on a morning when he'd managed to flush the toilet of his brown smelly urine and excretion...thank god!!

25-10-2011, 08:40 AM	#9
yuna1971 Senior Member Adult Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Bristol Posts: 7,157	I remember working up at HM Prison...worked with a load of men in the Works Department (it was called then). They employed all the handymen to fix things in the Prison - such as plumbers, electricians, carpenters etc. I had my own little office in there and worked with a few officers in the building. There was a ladies loo in there...and I remember really needing to go do a 2... So went...and found I couldnt flush it... After numerous attempts...and finding the thing wouldnt leave without a fight..I ended up having to fill in a small repair sheet for one of the plumbers who I worked with, to come and unblock the loo... Tell you what..I hid. So embarassing... but I absolutely killed myself laughing. Not like I could even blame any of the workmen either as it was a ladies loo...and it was only me that would use it.. Never again...xx __________________ Rach Lily's Movie. http://www.shelledwarriors.co.uk/for...ad.php?t=68025

25-10-2011, 09:00 AM	#10
suttysue Senior Member Sub Adult Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: UK / Eng / Yorkshire Posts: 1,483	My son once blocked his aunties loo with a whoppa poppa he was only about 14. She had to attack it with a coat hanger. Hes 33 now and we still remind him of his dasTURDly deed. What is it about men and thier bowels. They are obsessed. Sue

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