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Forum: Tortoise Health and Vets 29-03-2010, 12:34 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 4,331
Posted By themayneman
Charlotte I'm so sorry to read your bad news, I...

Charlotte I'm so sorry to read your bad news, I know it is easier said than done, but don't blame yourselves, if the others are all fit and well then it's obvious that it wasn't your fault! The...
Forum: Mediterranean Tortoises - Information & Questions 26-03-2010, 09:10 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,936
Posted By themayneman
I like stories like this :-)

What a great outcome! Your story really put me in a great mood this morning. You must be soooooooooo happy :-) Regards, Gary

ps I hope the fortuneteller told you that you wouldn't win the lottery...
Forum: General Discussion 26-03-2010, 12:43 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,346
Posted By themayneman
My sincere Congratulations :-)

Welcome into the world baby Ryan and Congratulations to you Auntie Raina :smile:

Regards, Gary

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Forum: Breeding and Incubation 25-03-2010, 11:37 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 846
Posted By themayneman
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vermiculite-Horticultural-Fi...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vermiculite-Horticultural-Fine-Grade-2-litres_W0QQitemZ250585182936QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_HomeGarden_Garden_PlantsSeedsBulbs_JN?hash=item3a580a72d8

two litres should be more...
Forum: Breeding and Incubation 25-03-2010, 11:11 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 846
Posted By themayneman
hi

I know a lot of people that use cotton wool on top of damp sand but to be honest ANY Garden Centre should stock vermiculite, have you tried any of those? Regards, Gary
Forum: Introduce Yourself 22-03-2010, 09:00 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 931
Posted By themayneman
Hello Kerry, nice to see you on the forum :-)...

Hello Kerry, nice to see you on the forum :-) WELCOME
Forum: Introduce Yourself 22-03-2010, 12:19 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,287
Posted By themayneman
Hiya Blake, welcome to the forum mate. There is...

Hiya Blake, welcome to the forum mate. There is BUCKETLOADS of great info on here and' if there is something you want to know, and can't find the answer, then there are some absolutely great and...
Forum: General Discussion 21-03-2010, 11:06 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,419
Posted By themayneman
Oh you poor girl :-(

You really do have all my sympathy....... You must be in absolute agony! The very thought of it makes me feel sick. I truly hope the antibiotics kick in quickly for you Claire :-( I have everything...
Forum: General Discussion 19-03-2010, 10:08 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,357
Posted By themayneman
thank you everyone, you're such great friends :-)

Thank you everyone for your good wishes and offers of help. I am proud to be a member of a forum with such thoughtful and kind members. My best wishes to you all :-) xx
Forum: General Discussion 19-03-2010, 04:15 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,357
Posted By themayneman
Help wanted please, whilst we move :-)

Well the dreaded time will be approaching soon, as we have just accepted an offer for our house. Hopefully in aroung 6-8 weeks we will be moving out, but unfortunately that is where our problems...
Forum: Tortoise Health and Vets 17-03-2010, 02:50 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 811
Posted By themayneman
this is what I use and it's very successful

http://www.hyperdrug.co.uk/Panacur-25-cat-dog-wormer-100ml/productinfo/PANL2/

I just measure out the reccomended dose and sprinkle it on the tortoises food, but be sure to feed them one at a time...
Forum: Non Med Species - Information & Questions 17-03-2010, 01:27 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 4,398
Posted By themayneman
Oh Sammkins, I am so so sorry to read your post...

Oh Sammkins, I am so so sorry to read your post :-( You must feel awful and yet you really should'nt be blaming yourself! All I can say to you to try to help is this: Thank God you went back out...
Forum: General Discussion 16-03-2010, 06:38 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 637
Posted By themayneman
Sorry you had such a wasted morning

Hiya Chatty, I empathise with you there. There is nothing more annoying than waiting around for deliveries etc. Actually I lie...there is!!!!!
Cleaning , ironing and scrubbing!!! Glad they...
Forum: Housing 15-03-2010, 03:36 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,394
Posted By themayneman
Hiya Yuna, I would be more than happy to help you...

Hiya Yuna, I would be more than happy to help you but obviously it would need to be the next time I come down to Bristol to see Kelly my daughter. There is one other idea I have, and that is to build...
Forum: General Discussion 15-03-2010, 02:01 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 5,130
Posted By themayneman
I hope this might help :-) It certainly helped me last time and will again soon!!!

"Our body's ability to mend is beauty to behold ... " You are doing soooooo well, you probably don't realise it yet but, by not smoking that cigarrette you will have the following benefits:


...
Forum: Tortoise Health and Vets 15-03-2010, 12:15 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,250
Posted By themayneman
Hiya Abee, I took my Torts to the vets recently...

Hiya Abee, I took my Torts to the vets recently for a check up and to be honest I ended up telling them more information than they could tell me! I decided to take matters into my own hands so to...
Forum: Pictures 14-03-2010, 12:50 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 838
Posted By themayneman
Lovely pictures Rowan, lovely Tortoises too :-)...

Lovely pictures Rowan, lovely Tortoises too :-) and I too like the names you chose.
Regards, Gary
Forum: General Discussion 14-03-2010, 02:58 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 508
Posted By themayneman
The Tortoise in Eternity, a poem

Within my house of patterned horn
I sleep in such a bed
As men may keep before they're born
And after when they're dead.

Sticks and stones may break their bones,
And words may make them...
Forum: General Discussion 14-03-2010, 02:17 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,657
Posted By themayneman
Why is Turtle Wax so expensive? Because...

Why is Turtle Wax so expensive?

Because turtles have such tiny ears.
Forum: General Discussion 14-03-2010, 02:17 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,657
Posted By themayneman
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...

There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard.

Years and years later,...
Forum: General Discussion 14-03-2010, 02:15 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,657
Posted By themayneman
One day a lion wakes up in a bad mood and summons...

One day a lion wakes up in a bad mood and summons the other animals in the jungle.

"I want each of you to tell a joke, but I warn you that if anyone of you fails to laugh, I'll kill the one who...
Forum: General Discussion 14-03-2010, 02:13 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,657
Posted By themayneman
A little boy came home from Sunday School and...

A little boy came home from Sunday School and told his mother that he had learned The Prairie Tortoise Prayer.

She didn't want to admit that she didn't have any idea what he was talking about, so...
Forum: General Discussion 14-03-2010, 02:12 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,657
Posted By themayneman
A young man with a reputation for being slow...

A young man with a reputation for being slow couldn't keep a job. He was finally hired to work at the local zoo. The keeper knew the young man's nature and told him to take care of the tortoises.
...
Forum: General Discussion 14-03-2010, 01:58 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,657
Posted By themayneman
Q What would you call the result, if a...

Q What would you call the result, if a Tortoise mated with a terrapin?

A I dont know either, but it would probably be a turtle disaster!.
Forum: General Discussion 14-03-2010, 01:53 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,657
Posted By themayneman
Q. What did the snail say when he was riding on...

Q. What did the snail say when he was riding on the tortoise's back?

A. Wheeeeeeeeee!
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