Surgery

[Gordon]

Well i turned up and put on my sexy hospital gown and waited. The surgeon and his team turned up and we went through what they were going to do which was the hernia repair through open surgery so a bigish hole to be expected and cut out the old scar that is pulling inwards and stitch it up so I then look like I have one big belly not two. Next the anesthetist came in and we went through all that even though it wasn't the first time. So time to wait till they call you for surgery and take all the appropriate medicines only for the main man of the theatres come in and told they can't do it so go home again. He said it was to do with all the high numbers of covid patients and trying to free up some beds.

So Thursday morning the hospital administration's called asking what was wrong with me because they were told I was sent home due to being ill. So after I told her why I was sent home she has now booked me back in for the 27th so let's see if I get kicked out for a third time.