A Doctor Pepper moment - Page 2

TortBabe · 24-05-2010, 08:06 PM

At my Mums funeral, 14 yrs ago, we were all saying The Lords Prayer, and my brothers friend who is an absolute headbin, and who has a loud booming voice, and who doesn't know how the prayer goes, was booming The Lord is not a carnation, we all dissolved into fits of laughter and the minister even got all muddled up and the prayer ended up a complete farce. My mum would have loved it, and probably would have slapped Paul for his stupidity

TortBabe · 24-05-2010, 09:26 PM

I'm sorry to hear that Vicky, life is just so not fair

Beverley · 24-05-2010, 11:15 PM

It reminds me of my funeral experience a couple of years ago, some of you remember how we all had to park in a field and my car got stuck

had to get a man attending the funeral to go and get a tractor and tow me out!! everyone else of course got out no problem

but he was a bit of a babe

**Alan1** · 25-05-2010, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Beverley

It reminds me of my funeral experience a couple of years ago, some of you remember how we all had to park in a field and my car got stuck

had to get a man attending the funeral to go and get a tractor and tow me out!! everyone else of course got out no problem

but he was a bit of a babe

Yes, I remember when you deliberately got your car stuck Beverley

herriotfan · 25-05-2010, 09:56 AM

My daughter says she wants either the pop song that is on the mars advert where the monks are bell ringing or 'Going Underground'

freakinmental · 25-05-2010, 10:51 AM

i am having a plain simple cremation, robert miles 'children' and then when i am frazzled to a crisp my ashes are being sent to a company who put them into fireworks and then do a display for your friends and family! i mite not lead an exciting life but i am going out with a bang!!!

**Alan1** · 25-05-2010, 01:10 PM

I remember one from the 70's in the snow up near Nethybridge but heading over the Tomintoul way where they carried the coffin for 6 miles and kept stopping for a wee dram every now and then and by the time they got there their flasks were much lighter and one of the lads actually fell into the hole - blootered

TortBabe · 25-05-2010, 03:30 PM

I probably would've fell into the grave laughing!!!!

24-05-2010, 08:06 PM	#11
TortBabe Senior Member Adult Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 6,919	At my Mums funeral, 14 yrs ago, we were all saying The Lords Prayer, and my brothers friend who is an absolute headbin, and who has a loud booming voice, and who doesn't know how the prayer goes, was booming The Lord is not a carnation, we all dissolved into fits of laughter and the minister even got all muddled up and the prayer ended up a complete farce. My mum would have loved it, and probably would have slapped Paul for his stupidity __________________ Busy Mum to ~ 2 Kids, 2 Yorkies, 1 Horsfield, 6 Hermanns, 2 Iberas, 6 Tunisians, 2 Indian Stars and 2 Pancakes

24-05-2010, 09:26 PM	#12
TortBabe Senior Member Adult Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 6,919	I'm sorry to hear that Vicky, life is just so not fair __________________ Busy Mum to ~ 2 Kids, 2 Yorkies, 1 Horsfield, 6 Hermanns, 2 Iberas, 6 Tunisians, 2 Indian Stars and 2 Pancakes

24-05-2010, 11:15 PM	#13
Beverley Senior Member Adult Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 3,493	It reminds me of my funeral experience a couple of years ago, some of you remember how we all had to park in a field and my car got stuck had to get a man attending the funeral to go and get a tractor and tow me out!! everyone else of course got out no problem but he was a bit of a babe __________________

25-05-2010, 09:56 AM	#15
herriotfan Member Hatchling Join Date: May 2010 Location: Near Saffron Walden, Essex Posts: 593	My daughter says she wants either the pop song that is on the mars advert where the monks are bell ringing or 'Going Underground' __________________ Hubby (Phil) Son & Daughter (Kevin & Carol) Granddaughters (Eva & Zoe) Dogs (Ellie & Alfie) Parrot (Peanut) Crested Gecko (Echo) Electric Blue Day Gecko (Bobby Blue) Hermanns Tortoises (Ebbie, Rosie, Twiglet & Percy)

25-05-2010, 10:51 AM	#16
freakinmental Member Juvenile Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Liverpool Posts: 854	i am having a plain simple cremation, robert miles 'children' and then when i am frazzled to a crisp my ashes are being sent to a company who put them into fireworks and then do a display for your friends and family! i mite not lead an exciting life but i am going out with a bang!!! __________________ Nik

25-05-2010, 01:10 PM	#17
Alan1 Super Moderator Adult Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Sunny Scotland Posts: 21,512	I remember one from the 70's in the snow up near Nethybridge but heading over the Tomintoul way where they carried the coffin for 6 miles and kept stopping for a wee dram every now and then and by the time they got there their flasks were much lighter and one of the lads actually fell into the hole - blootered

25-05-2010, 03:30 PM	#18
TortBabe Senior Member Adult Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 6,919	I probably would've fell into the grave laughing!!!! __________________ Busy Mum to ~ 2 Kids, 2 Yorkies, 1 Horsfield, 6 Hermanns, 2 Iberas, 6 Tunisians, 2 Indian Stars and 2 Pancakes

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