oh kids!!!!!

kim davies · 07-05-2008, 05:53 PM

went up my mums today n kids had a picnic n splash about in washing up bowls!

well,jamie decided he needed a wee so told him go the toilet but he said "well its so hot i want water the flowers!"i didnt click in what he meant so said ok then.god be damned,turned round n he was peein up my mums £50 new bluebells!

oh god we were all in stitches.i know he shouldnt have but it was so funny.got a pic but didnt know whether id be allowed post it cuz sons butt naked.cant see anythin apart from bum.

does anyone elses kids have to embarrass you with things they shouldnt?xx

bernards mom · 07-05-2008, 10:27 PM

at christmas while stood in argos woth my 4 year old daughter this very very large man came to the counter and brooke shouted out
"look mom that man looks like humpty dumpty!"
i could have died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sarah

70ridgeway · 07-05-2008, 10:58 PM

when my son was 6 we got on the bus to go home from shopping and the bus was full thee was 3 seats my mum sat by this old lady and there was two seats in the isle but on opossite sides to each other i sat on the one by an old gentleman and i said to my son sit there by a jamacian lady my son said as loud as he could im not sitting by that brown lady i could have died everyone was sniggering even the lady

kim davies · 08-05-2008, 07:41 AM

their great arent they!!!

x

**Eire_Ade** · 08-05-2008, 10:29 PM

I remember cleaning my car one day inside and out and thren polishing it, the kids were in the back garden playing and had decided to go into the house.

Next thing a fire engine pulls up behind my car ask where the fire is??? I looked at the house to see 2 smiley faces at the bedroom window delighted they had got to see the fire engine they ordered!!!!!

Ade

kim davies · 09-05-2008, 07:58 AM

oh i shouldnt laugh but i can just see two little faces looking all happy to see a fire engine!

bet you got a good grilling for that though.xx

**Eire_Ade** · 09-05-2008, 10:38 PM

The fire brigade were fine, it was the cop shop that gave me the grief, anyone would think it was me that phoned for the fire engine.

Ade

anwenlovesg4 · 10-05-2008, 11:20 AM

i had my 5 year old daughter on the bus going shopping and this african guy came on and my daughter jumped to her feet and shouted look mummy its spencer from balamory her fave programme i wished the ground had swallowed me up

lol

**Eire_Ade** · 10-05-2008, 11:40 AM

LMAO, that reminds me of when I was around 3 or 4, we used to have coal delivered to the door, that would be back in 1974 ish.

Anyway the coal man knocked at the door after delivering the coal and Mum answered it I followed her and when the door opened I couldnt believe my eyes, I said "look Mum its a godigog" (gollywog), I had only ever seen them on the back of the jam jars and marmalade, you wouldnt get away with saying that today in total innocence would you!!! How things have changed for the worse.

Ade

07-05-2008, 05:53 PM	#1
kim davies Senior Member Sub Adult Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: stoke on trent Posts: 1,377	oh kids!!!!! went up my mums today n kids had a picnic n splash about in washing up bowls! well,jamie decided he needed a wee so told him go the toilet but he said "well its so hot i want water the flowers!"i didnt click in what he meant so said ok then.god be damned,turned round n he was peein up my mums £50 new bluebells! oh god we were all in stitches.i know he shouldnt have but it was so funny.got a pic but didnt know whether id be allowed post it cuz sons butt naked.cant see anythin apart from bum. does anyone elses kids have to embarrass you with things they shouldnt?xx __________________ tortoise and rabbit mad.x

07-05-2008, 10:27 PM	#2
bernards mom Senior Member Sub Adult Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: n.yorkshire Posts: 1,106	at christmas while stood in argos woth my 4 year old daughter this very very large man came to the counter and brooke shouted out "look mom that man looks like humpty dumpty!" i could have died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sarah __________________ 1 husband, 3 kids, 1 dog, 3 cats, 1 leopard tortoise, 2 leopard geckos, 1 house gecko, 1 rabbit, 1 guinee pig, i bird, 5 giant african land snails, and lots of fish!!!!!

07-05-2008, 10:58 PM	#3
70ridgeway Senior Member Adult Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: walsall Posts: 2,345	when my son was 6 we got on the bus to go home from shopping and the bus was full thee was 3 seats my mum sat by this old lady and there was two seats in the isle but on opossite sides to each other i sat on the one by an old gentleman and i said to my son sit there by a jamacian lady my son said as loud as he could im not sitting by that brown lady i could have died everyone was sniggering even the lady __________________ 2 herman,4 iberas,2redfoots, 2 ybs,4dogs,ferrets,racing pigeons,1 bearded dragon,1 pen cooter,3 map turtles, 2 kittens,1 royal python and 6 canarys

08-05-2008, 07:41 AM	#4
kim davies Senior Member Sub Adult Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: stoke on trent Posts: 1,377	their great arent they!!! x __________________ tortoise and rabbit mad.x

08-05-2008, 10:29 PM	#5
Eire_Ade Super Moderator Adult Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 8,422	I remember cleaning my car one day inside and out and thren polishing it, the kids were in the back garden playing and had decided to go into the house. Next thing a fire engine pulls up behind my car ask where the fire is??? I looked at the house to see 2 smiley faces at the bedroom window delighted they had got to see the fire engine they ordered!!!!! Ade __________________ Ade ----------------------------------------------- Y.O.B 1971 (40 years young! ) My Tortoises :- Dug (Testudo Graeca Ibera Terrestris (Syrian), Penny, JJ (JennyJack), Buttons and Gem (Testudo Graeca Ibera)

09-05-2008, 07:58 AM	#6
kim davies Senior Member Sub Adult Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: stoke on trent Posts: 1,377	oh i shouldnt laugh but i can just see two little faces looking all happy to see a fire engine! bet you got a good grilling for that though.xx __________________ tortoise and rabbit mad.x

09-05-2008, 10:38 PM	#7
Eire_Ade Super Moderator Adult Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 8,422	The fire brigade were fine, it was the cop shop that gave me the grief, anyone would think it was me that phoned for the fire engine. Ade __________________ Ade ----------------------------------------------- Y.O.B 1971 (40 years young! ) My Tortoises :- Dug (Testudo Graeca Ibera Terrestris (Syrian), Penny, JJ (JennyJack), Buttons and Gem (Testudo Graeca Ibera)

10-05-2008, 11:20 AM	#8
anwenlovesg4 Member Egg Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 57	i had my 5 year old daughter on the bus going shopping and this african guy came on and my daughter jumped to her feet and shouted look mummy its spencer from balamory her fave programme i wished the ground had swallowed me up lol __________________ proud owner of a red eared slider turtle named kingston

10-05-2008, 11:40 AM	#9
Eire_Ade Super Moderator Adult Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 8,422	LMAO, that reminds me of when I was around 3 or 4, we used to have coal delivered to the door, that would be back in 1974 ish. Anyway the coal man knocked at the door after delivering the coal and Mum answered it I followed her and when the door opened I couldnt believe my eyes, I said "look Mum its a godigog" (gollywog), I had only ever seen them on the back of the jam jars and marmalade, you wouldnt get away with saying that today in total innocence would you!!! How things have changed for the worse. Ade __________________ Ade ----------------------------------------------- Y.O.B 1971 (40 years young! ) My Tortoises :- Dug (Testudo Graeca Ibera Terrestris (Syrian), Penny, JJ (JennyJack), Buttons and Gem (Testudo Graeca Ibera)

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