05-01-2011, 11:27 PM | #1 |
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An SW song
Sung to the tune of John Lennon give peace a chance.
Two, one two three four. Everybody's talking about Housing, lighting, heating and wiring, tableing, enclosing, viving that ing and this ing. All we are saying is give Tort a chance All we are saying is give Tort a chance Everybody's talking about Sexing, laying, reproducing, Hibernating, estivating, ramming and biteing, humping and ****eing. All we are saying is give Tort a chance All we are saying is give Tort a chance Let me tell you now Everybody's talking about feeding, weeding, flowering, pelleting, escapeing, Worming and learning, Pet tort's, wild tort's, randy tort's don't forget the gay tort's. All we are saying is give Tort a chance. All we are saying is give Tort a chance. Everybody talking about nameing and taming, Athena, Devina, Lily, Milly, Speedy, Greedy, Fanny and Dick, Bye bye, bye bye. All we are saying is give Tort a chance. All we are saying is give Tort a chance. Who's bored.
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Haha brilliant Paul, sounds even better as I'm a bit tipsy lol
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It was wrote with a drink or three.
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Haha, I've just come in from a night at the spoons and a little worse for wear. No work tomorrow so a celebrated.
But now young man you have me singing that song
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Very good Paul
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Ha ha ha. Brilliant. I think sw should come with sound tho x
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Very clever
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You're in the wrong job, Paul.........................
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I loved that, really made me smile. Time to record it with you singing Paul
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