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Don’t worry if not, I’ll cobble together some diagrams from the internet. I have A-level Biology so I’m sure I must remember some of it.... You’d be in really safe hands, Gordon! We might even get it done quicker than the NHS and Suze is practically a qualified anaesthetist seeing as her dad was one. Failing that, she’ll just dose you up on strong brandy (cherry brandy would do and I’m sure Clare could help there) and Sandy will hold a piece of wood between your teeth. I’m sure Mary would love to be recovery nurse! I can get my hands on scrubs, scalpels, gloves, disinfectant...all the necessaries. When would you like us to book you in?
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Are you volunteering, Clare? You haven’t got a role yet...
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You could probably buy all the equipment on Amazon!
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Spoilsport!
Most people wouldn’t turn their noses up at private medical care.
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Probably got a bicycle tyre pump somewhere.
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Gallbladder surgery is often done by keyhole now, and they have to blow your tummy up with gas, so they can see properly, don’t laugh , it’s true !
So if we are doing it, a bicycle pump would be necessary The side effects of this speaks for itself !
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