Water bed free to good home - Page 3

alotoffluff · 06-05-2009, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Pussygalore

a freind of mine had a water bed and she was tiny and he was large, she said when he got on top of her she disapeared in the bed and the water used to create almost like waves which made her feel like she was drowning, sorry perhaps should have been in the 18 section but she did make me laugh and to empty it they just stuck a hose out of the window

mind you he used to dress her up in childrens frilly clothes, she once answered the door and the man there asked if her daddy was home.

PMSL!!! I was thinking about that when i read this! I wondered what - ahem- "realtions" would be like on it!

Pussygalore · 06-05-2009, 01:43 PM

well she was very tiny, a phillipino girl/ lady who came over here by arranged marriage and often used to amaze us with how blunt she was I don't think she'd heard of the word discretion ie she went to "secretarial" school out there and was taught how to "entertain " your man I'd love to see that taught in our colleges

maybe thats where the childrens clothes came in.

trulytortoises · 06-05-2009, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by alotoffluff

PMSL!!! I was thinking about that when i read this! I wondered what - ahem- "realtions" would be like on it!

LOL! 'relations' sort of speak is emmm...well can be abit tricky as the bed kind of moves with u, so u sort of sink in to it, so nothing really to grip to if that kinda makes any sense, lol! Great if ur the one lying on ur back, but for the one doing all the hard work it kinda tires u out...PMSL!

**Alan1** · 06-05-2009, 07:41 PM

That would be no good to me then, I went to Dublin on the ferry once when the sea was a bit choppy and it wasn't great

trulytortoises · 06-05-2009, 07:43 PM

lol Alan, ur fine when ur sleeping on it and u dont move all over during 'relations' it just sort of moves as u move rather than a normal bed would stay solid.

Lou · 07-05-2009, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by trulytortoises

LOL! 'relations' sort of speak is emmm...well can be abit tricky as the bed kind of moves with u, so u sort of sink in to it, so nothing really to grip to if that kinda makes any sense, lol! Great if ur the one lying on ur back, but for the one doing all the hard work it kinda tires u out...PMSL!

HAHAHA well, thats no good for me... i've very lazy

trulytortoises · 09-05-2009, 06:30 PM

PMSL.... Lou!

i dont really like hard wrk either, lol! x

06-05-2009, 07:43 PM	#25
trulytortoises Member Hatchling Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne Posts: 634	lol Alan, ur fine when ur sleeping on it and u dont move all over during 'relations' it just sort of moves as u move rather than a normal bed would stay solid. __________________ ~Beth~ 1.1.0- THB- williow(f) & cavalli(m)

09-05-2009, 06:30 PM	#27
trulytortoises Member Hatchling Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne Posts: 634	PMSL.... Lou! i dont really like hard wrk either, lol! x __________________ ~Beth~ 1.1.0- THB- williow(f) & cavalli(m)

06-05-2009, 01:43 PM	#22
Pussygalore Senior Member Adult Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Cambridge Posts: 6,479	well she was very tiny, a phillipino girl/ lady who came over here by arranged marriage and often used to amaze us with how blunt she was I don't think she'd heard of the word discretion ie she went to "secretarial" school out there and was taught how to "entertain " your man I'd love to see that taught in our colleges maybe thats where the childrens clothes came in.

06-05-2009, 07:41 PM	#24
Alan1 Super Moderator Adult Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Sunny Scotland Posts: 21,512	That would be no good to me then, I went to Dublin on the ferry once when the sea was a bit choppy and it wasn't great

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