I'm having a funny day

Suze65 · 15-05-2014, 12:57 PM

So I had been in and out of the back door putting little ones out. A few moments later I looked back to the door and there was a mahoosive spider in the pointy bit above the back, later wondering how I'm going to get my lunch ( the fridge is by the back door) so I decided to get the umbrella out, I stood under this monster getting my lunch out of the fridge with the umbrella up, then my son wants stuff out of the fridge so I'm passing stuff to him from the fridge holding up the umbrella . So that's lunch done

Then the tortoise Benny Hill show.. Jemima is desperate to lay eggs again, so she charging round the garden like crazy, Sammy is chasing her into the bushes, they come out the other side ...... Jemima chasing Sammy ...... She's humping him and they going round in circles ........what next

sandy · 15-05-2014, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mediterraneansuze

So I had been in and out of the back door putting little ones out. A few moments later I looked back to the door and there was a mahoosive spider in the pointy bit above the back, later wondering how I'm going to get my lunch ( the fridge is by the back door) so I decided to get the umbrella out, I stood under this monster getting my lunch out of the fridge with the umbrella up, then my son wants stuff out of the fridge so I'm passing stuff to him from the fridge holding up the umbrella . So that's lunch done

Then the tortoise Benny Hill show.. Jemima is desperate to lay eggs again, so she charging round the garden like crazy, Sammy is chasing her into the bushes, they come out the other side ...... Jemima chasing Sammy ...... She's humping him and they going round in circles ........what next

I take it your not superstitious then, about putting umbrellas up inside:0)
Between the devil and the deep blue sea:0)

Suze65 · 15-05-2014, 01:24 PM

Not a bit, I don't believe in superstitions , but I do believe there is a blumin big spider above my back door, and I don't want it dropping on me

emma_mcraf · 15-05-2014, 01:30 PM

I assume your son didn't fancy catching it either then? I can just imagine you with your brolly up.

More eggs from Jemima....I shall keep my fingers firmly crossed she lays soon and that they'll be fertile. x

Suze65 · 15-05-2014, 03:14 PM

Had to do the same putting everything back in the fridge , under my umbrella

emma_mcraf · 15-05-2014, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by mediterraneansuze

Had to do the same putting everything back in the fridge , under my umbrella

Oh dear! Will your hubby get rid of it when he gets home?

becciwales · 15-05-2014, 05:34 PM

that made me chuckle Suze! x

Suze65 · 15-05-2014, 06:40 PM

Well, Helga ( that's it's name ) is still there, hasn't moved all day, I've been in and out under my umbrella , BUT there's a fly buzzing around it, dangerously close, dodging a bullet , she gonna pounce soon

alley cat · 15-05-2014, 06:47 PM

how is a spider going to hurt you?

emma_mcraf · 15-05-2014, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by mediterraneansuze

Well, Helga ( that's it's name ) is still there, hasn't moved all day, I've been in and out under my umbrella , BUT there's a fly buzzing around it, dangerously close, dodging a bullet , she gonna pounce soon

Aww...sounds like you've made friends if you know her name.

15-05-2014, 12:57 PM	#1
Suze65 Senior Member Adult Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wiltshire Posts: 6,769	I'm having a funny day So I had been in and out of the back door putting little ones out. A few moments later I looked back to the door and there was a mahoosive spider in the pointy bit above the back, later wondering how I'm going to get my lunch ( the fridge is by the back door) so I decided to get the umbrella out, I stood under this monster getting my lunch out of the fridge with the umbrella up, then my son wants stuff out of the fridge so I'm passing stuff to him from the fridge holding up the umbrella . So that's lunch done Then the tortoise Benny Hill show.. Jemima is desperate to lay eggs again, so she charging round the garden like crazy, Sammy is chasing her into the bushes, they come out the other side ...... Jemima chasing Sammy ...... She's humping him and they going round in circles ........what next __________________ Suze. 3 THB, Sammy, Jemima, & Phoebe 7 Marginated, Tabitha, Ptolome, Tatiana, Noah,Lottey, Lulu & Poppy 1 TGG (Emma) RIP Feb 2012 Last edited by Suze65; 15-05-2014 at 01:00 PM.

15-05-2014, 01:24 PM	#3
Suze65 Senior Member Adult Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wiltshire Posts: 6,769	Not a bit, I don't believe in superstitions , but I do believe there is a blumin big spider above my back door, and I don't want it dropping on me __________________ Suze. 3 THB, Sammy, Jemima, & Phoebe 7 Marginated, Tabitha, Ptolome, Tatiana, Noah,Lottey, Lulu & Poppy 1 TGG (Emma) RIP Feb 2012

15-05-2014, 01:30 PM	#4
emma_mcraf Senior Member Adult Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Devon Posts: 11,365	I assume your son didn't fancy catching it either then? I can just imagine you with your brolly up. More eggs from Jemima....I shall keep my fingers firmly crossed she lays soon and that they'll be fertile. x __________________ Emma Testudo Hermanni 5.12.2:Theo, Tamara, Tabitha, Harriet, Isabelle, Clara, Oscar, Hugo, Oliver, Florence, Arabella, Esmé, Aurelia, Felicia, Claudia, Atticus, Celestia, Amaris, Tristan and Clementine Budgies: Jasper, Ivo, Otis, Henry, Louie and Luca Doggies: 1.1.0 Chester and Lottie

15-05-2014, 03:14 PM	#5
Suze65 Senior Member Adult Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wiltshire Posts: 6,769	Had to do the same putting everything back in the fridge , under my umbrella __________________ Suze. 3 THB, Sammy, Jemima, & Phoebe 7 Marginated, Tabitha, Ptolome, Tatiana, Noah,Lottey, Lulu & Poppy 1 TGG (Emma) RIP Feb 2012

15-05-2014, 05:34 PM	#7
becciwales Senior Member Adult Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: South Wales Posts: 3,438	that made me chuckle Suze! x __________________ Becci 1:2:0 Testudo Hermanni Boettgeri - Darwin, Galileo, and Einstein. Archimedes (THB) RIP June, 2018

15-05-2014, 06:40 PM	#8
Suze65 Senior Member Adult Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wiltshire Posts: 6,769	Well, Helga ( that's it's name ) is still there, hasn't moved all day, I've been in and out under my umbrella , BUT there's a fly buzzing around it, dangerously close, dodging a bullet , she gonna pounce soon __________________ Suze. 3 THB, Sammy, Jemima, & Phoebe 7 Marginated, Tabitha, Ptolome, Tatiana, Noah,Lottey, Lulu & Poppy 1 TGG (Emma) RIP Feb 2012

15-05-2014, 06:47 PM	#9
alley cat Senior Member Adult Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Somerset Posts: 3,150	how is a spider going to hurt you?

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