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Old 14-02-2007, 02:25 PM   #21
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man went to a fancydress ball naked with a girl on his back, the hostess asked what he had come as, he replied "a tort and this is michelle!"
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Old 14-02-2007, 02:40 PM   #22
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Hmm... influences can work both ways you know!

A man gets out of the shower and standing naked and wet says to his wife "Wow it's so hot, too hot to wear clothes even, what do you reckon the neighbours would think if they saw me mowing the lawn like this?"

"They'd probably think I married you for your money" she replied!
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i am sorry for that joke...that is what happens when you leave your pc unattended! it was the OH, not me!
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Old 14-02-2007, 02:52 PM   #24
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it was the OH, not me!
Oh yes?

It'll be the old "cat walked across my keyboard" excuse next, at least I take full responsibility for my attempts at humour!
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Graham
no seriously, that was not me
but when i do think of a joke that i think is good enough, then it will go up!
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Old 14-02-2007, 03:05 PM   #26
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Yeah, yeah...
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Old 14-02-2007, 03:09 PM   #27
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honestly some of mine are bad but not that bad!
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Old 14-02-2007, 03:16 PM   #28
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ok....A gentleman, fresh out of gift ideas, bought his mother-in-law
a large plot in an expensive cemetery. On her next birthday, he bought her nothing. She was quick to comment loud and long on his thoughtlessness. The gentleman said only one thing - "Well, you haven't used the
gift I gave you last year."
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Old 14-02-2007, 03:30 PM   #29
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Old 14-02-2007, 07:06 PM   #30
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How do you keep your husband/boyfriend from reading your emails?

Rename the file "Instruction Manuals"
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