24-05-2010, 08:06 PM | #11 |
Senior Member
Adult
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Northern Ireland
Posts: 6,919
|
At my Mums funeral, 14 yrs ago, we were all saying The Lords Prayer, and my brothers friend who is an absolute headbin, and who has a loud booming voice, and who doesn't know how the prayer goes, was booming The Lord is not a carnation, we all dissolved into fits of laughter and the minister even got all muddled up and the prayer ended up a complete farce. My mum would have loved it, and probably would have slapped Paul for his stupidity
__________________
Busy Mum to ~ 2 Kids, 2 Yorkies, 1 Horsfield, 6 Hermanns, 2 Iberas, 6 Tunisians, 2 Indian Stars and 2 Pancakes |
24-05-2010, 09:26 PM | #12 |
Senior Member
Adult
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Northern Ireland
Posts: 6,919
|
I'm sorry to hear that Vicky, life is just so not fair
__________________
Busy Mum to ~ 2 Kids, 2 Yorkies, 1 Horsfield, 6 Hermanns, 2 Iberas, 6 Tunisians, 2 Indian Stars and 2 Pancakes |
24-05-2010, 11:15 PM | #13 |
Senior Member
Adult
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Northern Ireland
Posts: 3,493
|
It reminds me of my funeral experience a couple of years ago, some of you remember how we all had to park in a field and my car got stuck had to get a man attending the funeral to go and get a tractor and tow me out!! everyone else of course got out no problem but he was a bit of a babe
__________________
|
25-05-2010, 07:44 AM | #14 | |
Super Moderator
Adult
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Sunny Scotland
Posts: 21,512
|
Quote:
|
|
25-05-2010, 09:56 AM | #15 |
Member
Hatchling
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Near Saffron Walden, Essex
Posts: 593
|
My daughter says she wants either the pop song that is on the mars advert where the monks are bell ringing or 'Going Underground'
__________________
Hubby (Phil) Son & Daughter (Kevin & Carol) Granddaughters (Eva & Zoe) Dogs (Ellie & Alfie) Parrot (Peanut) Crested Gecko (Echo) Electric Blue Day Gecko (Bobby Blue) Hermanns Tortoises (Ebbie, Rosie, Twiglet & Percy) |
25-05-2010, 10:51 AM | #16 |
Member
Juvenile
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Liverpool
Posts: 854
|
i am having a plain simple cremation, robert miles 'children' and then when i am frazzled to a crisp my ashes are being sent to a company who put them into fireworks and then do a display for your friends and family! i mite not lead an exciting life but i am going out with a bang!!!
|
25-05-2010, 01:10 PM | #17 |
Super Moderator
Adult
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Sunny Scotland
Posts: 21,512
|
I remember one from the 70's in the snow up near Nethybridge but heading over the Tomintoul way where they carried the coffin for 6 miles and kept stopping for a wee dram every now and then and by the time they got there their flasks were much lighter and one of the lads actually fell into the hole - blootered
|
25-05-2010, 03:30 PM | #18 |
Senior Member
Adult
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Northern Ireland
Posts: 6,919
|
I probably would've fell into the grave laughing!!!!
__________________
Busy Mum to ~ 2 Kids, 2 Yorkies, 1 Horsfield, 6 Hermanns, 2 Iberas, 6 Tunisians, 2 Indian Stars and 2 Pancakes |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
|
|