Surgery

[Gordon]

Well after an hour of surgery yesterday I now have a hole you could get your hand in that is stuffed with sponge, a pipe on the outside and covered with a huge clear plaster to create a seal and connected to a vacuum pump.
The sergion said there was a lot of infection in there and couldn't understand why I wasn't referred two weeks ago when I had the ct scan.
Anyway I'm flippin exhausted as I cant sleep with this thing sticking out of me and a blooming pump making a noise like someone sucking the dregs of a milkshake through a straw.