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Old 06-01-2011, 12:27 AM   #1
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Default An SW song

Sung to the tune of John Lennon give peace a chance.

Two, one two three four.

Everybody's talking about
Housing, lighting, heating and wiring, tableing, enclosing, viving
that ing and this ing.

All we are saying is give Tort a chance
All we are saying is give Tort a chance

Everybody's talking about Sexing, laying, reproducing,
Hibernating, estivating, ramming and biteing, humping and ****eing.

All we are saying is give Tort a chance
All we are saying is give Tort a chance

Let me tell you now

Everybody's talking about feeding, weeding, flowering, pelleting, escapeing, Worming and learning,
Pet tort's, wild tort's, randy tort's don't forget the gay tort's.

All we are saying is give Tort a chance.
All we are saying is give Tort a chance.

Everybody talking about nameing and taming, Athena, Devina,
Lily, Milly, Speedy, Greedy, Fanny and Dick,
Bye bye, bye bye.

All we are saying is give Tort a chance.
All we are saying is give Tort a chance.

Who's bored.
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Old 06-01-2011, 12:28 AM   #2
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Haha brilliant Paul, sounds even better as I'm a bit tipsy lol
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Old 06-01-2011, 12:31 AM   #3
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Haha brilliant Paul, sounds even better as I'm a bit tipsy lol
It was wrote with a drink or three.
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Haha, I've just come in from a night at the spoons and a little worse for wear. No work tomorrow so a celebrated.

But now young man you have me singing that song
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Old 06-01-2011, 12:46 AM   #5
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Very good Paul
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Ha ha ha. Brilliant. I think sw should come with sound tho x
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Old 06-01-2011, 08:00 AM   #7
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Old 06-01-2011, 08:55 AM   #8
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Haha, I've just come in from a night at the spoons
what on earth is the spoons michelle, is it a pub or some kind of mountain people tradition?
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Old 06-01-2011, 09:20 AM   #9
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You're in the wrong job, Paul.........................
Maybe audition for X Factor this year...?
I like it...
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Old 06-01-2011, 03:33 PM   #10
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I loved that, really made me smile. Time to record it with you singing Paul
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