Gordon , its sorted. Shirley Notagain, the ex pantomime drag queen shouted 'he's behind you' at Kevin the Carrot but it was a bit too late as some rogue Pigs took a bite.
The Pigs have since been sacked from the Christmas Nativity Play because they ate all the carrots and left the Sprouts out in the cold. A spokespigperson was not available for comment.
The Show Business Union Equity believe it's because they werent' pink with curly tails and a blanket and is a case for discrimination.
Kevin the carrot is still on his way to a little town in Bethlehem.