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Old 08-12-2018, 04:28 PM   #14
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Gordon , its sorted. Shirley Notagain, the ex pantomime drag queen shouted 'he's behind you' at Kevin the Carrot but it was a bit too late as some rogue Pigs took a bite.

The Pigs have since been sacked from the Christmas Nativity Play because they ate all the carrots and left the Sprouts out in the cold. A spokespigperson was not available for comment.

The Show Business Union Equity believe it's because they werent' pink with curly tails and a blanket and is a case for discrimination.

Kevin the carrot is still on his way to a little town in Bethlehem.

Literally laughing out loud!
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