MEET THE FAB FOUR CATS:
Handsome Brannigan: the longest resident of tlc's home, he is a proper big black tom cat and a big doofus.
Miss Nyssa cat: a perfect princess in every way. Also, a proper norty tortie.
Zara, or Boo, if you will: not quite the black short-haired male we expected. Off-black, fluffy, epileptic and the only one who is probably still alive out of her litter. (Irresponsible pet owners make me seethe.)
Ajali (pronounced Ah-Har-Li): ex-stray, love bug and squeaky.
Will introduce the rest shortly because of space.