Sung to the tune of John Lennon give peace a chance.
Two, one two three four.
Everybody's talking about
Housing, lighting, heating and wiring, tableing, enclosing, viving
that ing and this ing.
All we are saying is give Tort a chance
All we are saying is give Tort a chance
Everybody's talking about Sexing, laying, reproducing,
Hibernating, estivating, ramming and biteing, humping and ****eing.
All we are saying is give Tort a chance
All we are saying is give Tort a chance
Let me tell you now
Everybody's talking about feeding, weeding, flowering, pelleting, escapeing, Worming and learning,
Pet tort's, wild tort's, randy tort's don't forget the gay tort's.
All we are saying is give Tort a chance.
All we are saying is give Tort a chance.
Everybody talking about nameing and taming, Athena, Devina,
Lily, Milly, Speedy, Greedy, Fanny and Dick,
Bye bye, bye bye.
All we are saying is give Tort a chance.
All we are saying is give Tort a chance.
Who's bored.
