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Originally Posted by emma_mcraf
Anyone got a copy of A Dummies Guide to Gallbladder Surgery? 
Don’t worry if not, I’ll cobble together some diagrams from the internet. I have A-level Biology so I’m sure I must remember some of it.... 
You’d be in really safe hands, Gordon! We might even get it done quicker than the NHS and Suze is practically a qualified anaesthetist seeing as her dad was one. Failing that, she’ll just dose you up on strong brandy (cherry brandy would do and I’m sure Clare could help there) and Sandy will hold a piece of wood between your teeth. I’m sure Mary would love to be recovery nurse!
I can get my hands on scrubs, scalpels, gloves, disinfectant...all the necessaries.
When would you like us to book you in? |
Suddenly I'm feeling so much better.