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Originally Posted by Suze65
Well if they don’t hurry up and sort you out, Emma can be chief surgeon, I’ll do anaesthetics ( my father in law was an anaesthetist, not that that means I know anything) and the others can be theatre assistants  and we will need a recovery nurse don’t worry Gordon  |
Anyone got a copy of A Dummies Guide to Gallbladder Surgery?
Don’t worry if not, I’ll cobble together some diagrams from the internet. I have A-level Biology so I’m sure I must remember some of it....
You’d be in really safe hands, Gordon! We might even get it done quicker than the NHS and Suze is practically a qualified anaesthetist seeing as her dad was one. Failing that, she’ll just dose you up on strong brandy (cherry brandy would do and I’m sure Clare could help there) and Sandy will hold a piece of wood between your teeth. I’m sure Mary would love to be recovery nurse!
I can get my hands on scrubs, scalpels, gloves, disinfectant...all the necessaries.
When would you like us to book you in?