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laine21 · 14-06-2007, 10:24 PM

Changed to this one, put another in by mistake

An extremely upset tortoise crawls into a police station.

“I’ve been robbed by a marauding gang of snails,” he cries to the officers.

“Calm down,” says a cop. “Just tell us everything that happened, to the best of your memory.”

“That’s difficult,” says the tortoise. “It all happened so fast…”

14-06-2007, 10:24 PM	#44
laine21 Member Hatchling Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Moreton, Wirral Posts: 632	Tortoise Joke for a change! Changed to this one, put another in by mistake An extremely upset tortoise crawls into a police station. “I’ve been robbed by a marauding gang of snails,” he cries to the officers. “Calm down,” says a cop. “Just tell us everything that happened, to the best of your memory.” “That’s difficult,” says the tortoise. “It all happened so fast…”